Sunday, January 08, 2006

Pat Robertson ~ Televangelistic DUMBASS Unhinged

"They should ALL DIE in the NAME OF GOD!"
The ONLY THING that pisses me off more than a Whiny Liberal-Treehugger-Pacifist, Bush-Hating Faggot is a TELEVANGELIST - and Pat Robertson is at the TOP of that list.

It's not that I disagree with everything the man says. He called for an assassination last August and, personally, I would LOVE to see a bullet find its way into Hugo Piece-O'-Shit Chavez. But a man in Pat Robertson's position should really watch his mouth - especially when it hurts conservative politicians that he publicly supports (guilt by association).

In this last blunder on Thursday, Reverend Dumbass decided to spout off during his 700 Club broadcast against Ariel Sharon - while the man is on his death bed:

"Here he's at the point of death. He was dividing God's land, and I would say woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the European Union, the United Nations, or the United States of America. God says: 'This land belongs to me. You'd better leave it alone.'"
What a MORON! What kind of complete dumbass is this guy? And what does 700-club stand for anyway -- make an ass out of yourself 700 times? This guy is working on it, apparently. Doesn't he know that it was Britain and the UN carved up Palestine/Israel and drew the borders. Then the Israelis themselves redrew this map following the Arab-Israeli War - and that is was NOT GOD?

Now, it's not that I am a huge supporter of Israel - but I will take them over their immediate (Read: "Arab") neighbors any day of the week. You want to draw conclusions? - be my guest, but I'm fairly confident that there have been no Israelis blowing up Americans lately - correct me if I'm wrong.

A word on "Televangelists" - I HATE these cocksuckers, with their self-righteous snake-oil salesman, fake-hair, scripted miracle healing BULLSHIT. I almost SHAT myself one night a few years back when I was channel-surfing and came across some Tele-DUMBASS. He was actually selling plastic viles of HOLY WATER! For some ridiculous price (like 19.99), this tiny tube of (probably tap-)water could heal the sick and dying.

It doesn't matter what color they are, Black and White - these con-men (and women) ALL deserve a bullet in the head. It pisses me off to see the folks that attend these things - they are usually poor and filled with desparation. And the folks at home, literally millions tune in 'religiously' and spend their welfare / social security money. And what do they get? Another lie, another letdown - and maybe another dead loved one who's last dime went for Benny Hinn's expensive Hair Transplant. Sick Fucks.

6 Comments:

Blogger Timmer said...

Chazz -

Believe it or not, I agree with you. I know many conservatives tend to give this and other "televangelists" a free pass - and some deserved their defense (Billy Graham, for instance).

But then there are the "Snake Oil Salesmen," as you put it regarding "faith healers" (such as Benni Hinn) and others who overindulge in politics to the point of bending God's word to their radically conservative agendas (such as your DUMBASS here).

Both species are, in my view, just as bad as Islamo-Fascists. And also similar in that it is the poor souls who buy into what they are selling that remain the true victims.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Sol said...

Hey finally a dumbass I can agree on! As a lLiberal Democrat (and proud of it) I usually don't agree with you, but its your site and I'm sure lots of people do agree with your choices.
Robertson is defenitely a big dumbass.

4:47 AM  
Blogger Kent said...

Bibilically speaking, Robertson would be correct if it weren't for two things.

1. God told the Israelites to kill all non-Hebrews before they entered the Promised Land. They didn't obey that command.

2. Abraham, anxious for an heir, impregnanted Hagar, (no relation to Sammy) his wife Sarah's servant, resulting in Absolom--the father of the modern day Palestinian.

Robertson should just shut up. No one cares what he says. And Chazz, you are absolutely correct when you say that he hurts the politicians that he supports.

Nice post.

12:12 PM  
Blogger C R Mountjoy - GDF said...

Next week you need to have the entire Dem Rogues gallery from the Senate Judiciary Committee as your morons of the week!

Pat's an easy hit, but I'm looking for you to go sideways on Teddy, Joey, Chuckie, et.al!

10:09 PM  
Blogger DragonLady said...

I've dubbed him Asshat Pat. He needs to just STFU.

6:13 AM  
Blogger Timmer's Dumbass Of The Week said...

Timmer,

Really? I honestly would not have expected you to agree, but then I remembered that you are not religious. And I am with you on the comparison!

Sol,

I don't expect anyone to agree with me all the time - but HEY! One man's dumbass is another man's hero!

Kent,

I wonder what the world would be like had your item #1 come to pass. I give everyone a fair shake when I meet 'em - no matter what the ilk. But in very general terms, the Arabs/Muslims are starting to really piss me off!

CR Mountjoy,

Not a bad idea! Lemme think about it...you never know what Dumbasses will emerge over the weekend!

Dragonlady,

LMAO hahahaha! Glad to hear from you again.

5:15 PM  

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