Sunday, September 11, 2005

Howard "DUMBASS" Dean

"We're gonna take MARS, we're gonna take SATURN, we're gonna be DUMBASSES - RAAAAWWWRRRRGGGHHH!"
As if he hasn't said enough to rank as one of America's MAJOR LEAGUE DUMBASSES, Howard Dean stepped in it again...and certainly not for the last time.

Along with the OTHER DUMBASSES who have leapt onto the Katrina Bandwagon, DNC (Dumbass National Chairman?) Howard Dean is quoted with the following:

"We have to come to terms with the ugly truth that skin color, age and economics played a significant role in who survived and who did not..."

Now here's an original thought, from an original thinker! I can just imagine Dr. Dean, who grew up in the Hamptons and is a millionaire, salivating over the bad news in the Gulf states, while watching events unfold from one of his mansions.

Among other notable Deanisms (it's hard to choose ~ there are SO many):

-Claimed the Republican Party did not understand the lives of hard-working Americans because they "never made an honest living in their lives."

-Characterized Republicans as "a pretty monolithic party. They all behave the same. They all look the same. It's pretty much a white Christian party."

-On Republicans and race: "You think the Republican National Committee could get this many people of color in a single room? Only if they had the hotel staff in here."

-On Tom Delay: "I think Tom DeLay ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence!" (DeLay has never been charged or convicted of any crime).

-While campaiging for President: "I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks."

Howard Dean is a man on a mission: To be the BIGGEST DUMBASS on the continent...and he is doing a terrific job! Keep it up, Doctor DUMBASS. WE LOVE YOU HERE ON DOTW!!!

10 Comments:

Blogger C R Mountjoy - GDF said...

Let him and eveyone who thinks like him speak. The more they speak, the more we WIN!

2:21 PM  
Blogger Timmer of Righting America said...

Good one, bro! Howard Dean is ALWAYS a leading candidate for DOTW in my book! This guy is so transparently liberal and anti-ANYTHING Bush that he gets lost sometimes in his rhetoric. I even think he believes some of it!

But once again, there were PLENTY of "dumbasses" out there my friend, as you know. Just look at these GRANDSTANDING ASSHOLES in the SJC today while preparing to hammer Roberts (starting tomorrow with the questions).

They each had 30 minutes, and damn if they didn't each use it all to make themselves feel important.

Can't wait til tomorrow, and I think you will have some GREAT CHOICES for next week's DOTW!!!

7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, this guy IS a freaking moron! Best thing that EVER happened to the republican party!

6:09 AM  
Blogger Timmer of Righting America said...

It was a tough choice - but Dean ALWAYS fills the dumbass shoes nicely.

Any suggestions for next week, let me know! Seems that with the hurricane-revealed dumbasses and the senate judiciary-related dumbasses, there is a WIDE field for DOTW yet again!

6:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howard Dean, who is a MEDICAL DOCTOR, is far from being a dumb ass! Far from it, do you realize how tough it is to get through med school?

If you want to find a REAL DUMB ASS, than go for SHRUB on this site.

6:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Starling,

WHAT PLANET do YOU live on? Howard is the DEAN of DUMBASSES! Why do you libs use arguments in one case and deny the same arguments in others?

Like as in President Bush has a MASTERS DEGREE from Harvard....using your argument, he must be pretty smart, hmmmmm?

Good one, Chazz!

3:54 PM  
Blogger Timmer of Righting America said...

Starling - I gotta agree with Malph on this one. And just because someone can achieve academic success has NOTHING TO DO with common sense. Nothing.

But I would like to make a prediction - "SHRUB" (as you lefties like to call him) is underestimated EVERY TIME. He will come out of this disaster smelling like a rose - if not immediately, then in the near future. This is a HUGE opportunity for him to shine and show what his administration can do - the rebuilding of a MAJOR and world-famous U.S. city.

This will be a bipartisan, multi-level project with Governors, Mayors and politicians of every stripe. Wait and see.

12:13 PM  
Blogger Kent said...

Howard Dean is one of the least intelligent people in America. And I love him! He's the gift that keeps on giving for Republicans.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Timmer of Righting America said...

Amen Bruthah! GAWD BLESS this man...he is the Republican Secret Weapon!

9:11 PM  
Blogger Leonard said...

starling: "SHRUB" wasn't funny when Molly Ivins shat it, and it aint funny now. It's just more witless spite from the "Party of Tolerance and Diversity."

5:21 PM  

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