Sunday, January 29, 2006

You Picked Her! Our 2005 Dumbass Of The YEAR!

After over a month of polling, you chose Cindy Sheehan as the absolute Biggest Dumbass for the year 2005!
With 45% of the vote, Cindy easily defeated the competition, with Screamin' Howard Dean coming in a distant second place with just 14% of the vote. Then came Jimmy Carter with 12% and Nasty Pelosi with 8%.

Now that Cindy has fully embraced her Moonbatism, she has visited with sworn enemies of our state (Hugo Chavez), has demanded Hillary Clinton denounce the War or lose the next senarorial election, and now has threatened to run for the Senate herself! Clearly, the long-ago expended 15 minutes of infamy were not enough for this mad cow. Casey (a hero who deserves much better) continues to roll in his grave.

Dearest Cindy: Without delving further into your misadventures, we simply congratulate you on winning this honor, and sincerely wish you all the worst possible luck with your current endeavors.


Anonymous Jerod said...


Since you posted this, she has shown herself to be an even BIGGER dumbass! What a f*cking moron to wear that t-shirt to the presidents state of the union speech. Now she's going to sue them for false arrest and harrassment!

Someone really should kick her ass.

8:05 PM  
Anonymous Jim said...

Yeah she truely is as low as the left gets. Terrorists are freedom fighters. She is a traiter to the country and its embarressing the left doesn't try to cut her off. No wonder they never can win.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Timmer said...

And even worse than all the stupid shit she says and does...SHE'S NOT EVEN HOT!!!! hehehe

9:33 PM  
Anonymous Elroy said...

Dear me!

Dumbass of the year just HAS to!
Two points. ONE dumbass per WEEK? Are you just a slacker? Or is that all you can truly find?
Gee, DU have TEN, count'em, TEN Conservative Idiots per week! If y'all can only find ONE, well, me must be doing OK...


Who the f**k are YOU to talk for Casey?

10:30 PM  
Blogger Timmer's Dumbass Of The Week said...

Elroy the Dumbass,

I actually have better things to do than list EVERY SINGLE DUMBASS (most of whom, it turns out, are either despotic foreign leaders or American Liberals) I just pick one well-known dumbass a week.

You could be one - if you were famous. Certainly got the dumbass bit down!


3:24 PM  
Anonymous Elroy said...

Yeah, but those conservative idiots – talk about low-hanging fruit. It's just too easy.

And talking of despotic foreign leaders, sorry, democratically elected heads-of-state, I'm amused to see you insert the quote

"A government democratically elected seven years ago has lost its democratic path and shows signs of dictatorship, where all powers are in the hands of one person who exercises them in an arbitrary and despotic way."

with such a complete lack of irony. After all, if it weren't for that "A government democratically elected' bit...



9:42 PM  
Anonymous Meg said...

I have to agree with Elroy that you really have no right to speak for her dead son. That's just tacky.

It's also tacky to talk about how attractive the woman is. I makes me think (or maybe it confirms my belief) that Republicans have a very sexist view of women and what our "role" is.

7:57 AM  
Blogger Timmer's Dumbass Of The Week said...


Well, this IS the "Dumbass Of The Week" site - and Cindy was elected (through the poll I had on the site) in a LANDSLIDE as the "Dumbass Of The Year."

If you want serious political punditry, you have come to the wrong website, my dear! I am not here to be fair or nice!

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Meg said...

I do want serious political talk. Sorry for the mistake.

8:39 AM  
Anonymous Pants said...

I am not here to be fair or nice!

I'd settle for funny. Nope. Or perhaps insightful. Nope. Perhaps I am setting the bar too high. How about someone who can make a comment without showing massive ignorance and abject fear of his chosen mark.

Oh well.

I guess we get neo-facist, toe-the-line, rabble rouser instead.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Timmer's Dumbass Of The Week said...


No problem - come back and visit when you need to let off some not-so-serious steam!

Pants (what the hell kinda' name?) -,

Good think I don't feel the need for your approval! Thanks for stopping by, and don't let the door hit yer ass...Dumbass! ;-)

9:50 PM  
Blogger Kent said...

Great photo. She looks like the guy who fixed my roof. Or maybe that was Elroy. Whatever. Same piece of shit!

9:24 PM  
Blogger Lenren said...

You are seriously misinformed. A woman who lost her son and as an American she is letting our nation know how disgusted she is w/Bush and the war!As an American she has every right to do so. You have NO sympathy to a mother whose son went to war and fought for this country? How about you take a poll on how many Americans are against this war and want it to end.

5:20 PM  
Blogger Timmer's Dumbass Of The Week said...


Save it, okay hon? This bitch has done more harm to our nation than any soldier's mother in living memory. Just like her own family has done, I would disown my either of my parents if they pulled this shit.

My sympathy, and that of most Americans, ran out on this idiot a long time ago. Wise up.

11:07 PM  
Blogger MikeKraski said...

Thia ia not fair! All of you are mean people.

1:07 PM  
Blogger spiritdancer said...

please could she just go away.

10:11 AM  

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