The GRINCH is a Liberal, Christmas-Stealing DUMBASS!
"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.John Gibson, a popular anchor for the Fox News Channel, has been digging up evidence about the liberal activists, lawyers, politicians, educators, and media people who are leading the War on Christmas. For instance:
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch."
"You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel."Somewhere, in a shack perched on a high frozen mountain far above the merry little town of Whoville, the Grinch is plotting to steal Christmas - Sound familiar?
• In Illinois, state government workers were forbidden from saying the words “Merry Christmas” while at work
• In Rhode Island, local officials banned Christians from participating in a public project to decorate the lawn of City Hall
• A New Jersey school banned even instrumental versions of traditional Christmas carols"You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch."
"I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole."
• Arizona school officials ruled it unconstitutional for a student to make any reference to the religious history of Christmas in a class project
After ransacking Whoville and stealing every bit of Christmas, the Grinch's tender moment happens when he realizes it is not about the noise, or the tree trimmings, or the "roast beast" feast, not even the blissful singing. His Heart grows many sizes!Traditionalists get upset when they’re told by Liberals and Progressives (and other hypocrites) — more and more these days — that celebrating Christmas in any public way is a violation of church and state separation. Hmmm...what about the First Amendment? Isn't that what the left is supposed to be so vigorously defending? What do you suppose The Founders intended when they wrote, “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.” ?? Seems pretty crystal to me...
(In other words, he gets HANNITIZED! LOL).
Christmas is about love and peace for mankind and sharing it with one another, not only on Christmas Day but everyday.
posted by Timmer of Righting America at Permalink
9 Comments:
Chazz, thanks dude that was funny! I see why it is I can't stand liberals - they remind me too much of the Grinch who made me cry when I was little. And you are so right, most of them seem to be grinch-like in demeanor. Not positive people!
Chazz -
I wanted to share this with you. As you know, I linked your article on my site and added my own two cents. Upon having another blogger tell me that Santa must in fact be a Liberal, this is what I wrote:
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Aren't you forgetting a few things about dear Santa?
Santa Claus makes a list showing whether kids are NAUGHTY or NICE.
NAUGHTY=Lump of Coal
NICE=Toys
Like a good Conservative, Santa rewards HARD WORK (cuz being good is just that!) and provides an incentive for every child to strive for. And does he not also expect some nice milk and cookies?
If Santa were a Liberal:
He would reward ALL kids equally, but would do things very differently. He would not keep that naughty/nice list, as that is an infringement on their privacy - so bad behavior would be rewarded along with the good. Going down chimneys would also cease for privacy concerns.
He would then renegotiate salaries with the elves (who would be in a striking union anyway), take the "CHRIST" out of Christmas and "SAINT" out of Saint Nicholas and in accordance with PETA, would release the tame reindeer into the wild (and certain doom).
He would no longer laugh, but whine constantly about how cold it is in December, how bad the government of the North Pole SUCKS, and probably end up calling in sick every December 25th.
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You see, Christmas (and Santa, for that matter) IS Conservativism. It is as secular, or religious, as any celebrant wants it to be. If Jesus in the manger is your thing, COOL! If not, Santa and Christmas Trees covered in lights are right there too. Isn't it GREAT to have a choice?
Chazz that was pretty funny! And Timmer makes a good point here too, and I agree that the Grinch would be a liberal; along the lines of Harry Reid. In fact they LOOK ALIKE!
Thanks you guys - Happy New Year!
(good one, Timmer!)
Chazz I am self employed but if I was an employee I would go out of my way to say Merry Christmas early and often to all fellow employees I knew hated it. But then again I have few bills and no dependants. I personally don't give a lot of time to Christmas but have learned that anything the Liberal is for, hating and fighting it is good and right. It's a waste of time and energy even entertaining 'ANY' Liberal views as they are 'ALL' intertwined with a new global fascism.
Wow... even when dealing with ficticious characters, you still can't be creative.
If any of your 5 readers had an eduucation past 8th grade, they'd realize what pure garbage this is.
Dan the Craaaaaallspace,
Now THAT explains why you keep coming back - you dropped out in the 8th grade and feel that you belong here!
Thanks for the compliment, dumbass....coming from you, that's precisely what it is! hehehehe
Your maturity level is like a retarded teenager's. "Hehehe" yourself.
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Christmas was a pagan holiday to begin with. Don’t be mad that pagans are asking for it back. Get your own holiday!
P.S. Where did you get your law degree from?
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