Sunday, October 02, 2005

Nancy Pelosi - A Duplicitous DUMBASS in Drag

"QUICK! My face is cracking...get me some VASELINE!!!"
Okay, so she's not a drag-queen - but have you EVER looked upon a female visage quite like this one? She makes Hillary look like a teenaged prom queen - and may be well advised to lay of the face-lifts ahhhready!

Anyhow, about the dublicitous thing. Whilst BLASTING her nemesis from across the aisle, Tom Delay, for a shaky (at best) state indictment that has less than a chance in hell of conviction, Ol' Nancy has been in some hot water with the law herself. You didn't know that? Hmmmm...I wonder why the main-stream media didn't cover this one?

Anyhow, Congressman Pelosi shared the love with her colleague Tom upon hearing of his indictment. While trying not to trip in her unbridled glee to get to the microphone, Nancy stated: "The criminal indictment of Majority Leader Tom Delay is the latest example that Republicans in Congress are plagued by a culture of corruption at the expense of the American people."

However, On 22 September 2005, Pelosi was found to have violated federal election law. The three-year old complaint, filed by the National Legal and Policy Center (NLPC), alleged that Pelosi had violated federal election law via her running of two leadership PACs to circumvent contribution limits while contributing to Democrat Congressional campaigns. Pelosi was found guilty by the FEC and her two PACs ordered to pay monetary fines of $21,000.00. Where's the story?

Ken Boehm, NLPC Chairman, said: “We are delighted that the FEC has acted favorably on our Complaint. No member of Congress has ever set up a second leadership PAC to evade contribution limits. Pelosi has been caught violating the clearest and most basic law of all, the limits on contributions. Talk about hypocrisy.”

Here are some more choice Pelosi quotes:
  • "Mr. DeLay's display today and his repeated ethical lapses have brought
    dishonor on the House of Representatives."
  • "The president wanted to go to Iraq in the worst possible way and he did."
  • "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process."
  • "A tax cut only gives away different amounts of money from U.S. Treasury to different private citizens and is therefore in violation of the Constitution's directive that all taxes be uniform throughout the States."

Like I said, a DUPLICITOUS DUMBASS! Keep on blabbing, Nan...I could use a laugh now and then!

9 Comments:

Blogger Kent said...

Pelosi got a bad facelift. Or facelifts. She looks just like that guy from that old Twisted Sister video, the dork who barges into his kid's room and yells 'whadda do you wanna do with yor life?'

Dumbass!

1:25 PM  
Blogger Earth Rooster said...

I agree with you, wholeheartedly. But, her visage is no worse than that of Janet Reno.

4:17 PM  
Blogger Timmer of Righting America said...

Kent,

Yeah, that guy was ALMOST as hideous. Probably a good deal smarter, too.

Earth Rooster,

You got a point there...and finally throw in Madeline Albright and all you'd need is a BIG black kettle, three pointy hats and brooms and there ya go!

But other than her FRIGHTENING looks, she really is A DUMBASS!!!

7:54 PM  
Blogger Timmer of Righting America said...

Yeah, Ol' Nancy changes her mind alot....the only thing consistent about her is that she is ALWAYS annoying!

7:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, did yousee her on the floor of the House yesterday? She was in a catty screaming match with the speaker about how long a vote was taking. what a DipShit!

Sam

5:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't always agree with her tactics, but we are BLESSED to have someone who at least has the cahoneys to stand up to SHRUB, DELAY and all the other chickenhawk christian radicals screwing us and helping the rich.

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She has cahoneys? Wow! No wonder S. F. loves her.

You can't really tell she has no clue what's going on can you? You can't believe that a complete idiot could make their way high up in politics unless they were a racist or bigot? The only tangable remark you made was that she had balls and are wrong there too. She goes where the wind blows.

Chicken hawks feed on chickens and chicken represents cowardice.

Christians are traditional and fighting radical change.

Screwing us? Our taxes are subsudizing even people that refuse to work, she also wants free abortions. Those are unconstitutional benifits.

Helping the rich. I think the rich are a class that helps the poor that want to work by investing and expanding the economy not to mention their masive charity. dw

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said starling but to Kent,
#1: You talk about looks, from your picture, you don't look so good yourself.
#2: She is a hell of a lot smarter than you are, so shut your face DUMBASS!

5:16 PM  
Blogger Timmer of Righting America said...

You forgot #3..You're a DUMBASS! ;-)

9:21 PM  

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