Tuesday, September 19, 2006

"The View" of a Rosie Cheeked Dumbass

Hey BITCHES! This is MY SHOW NOW!!!
Well, the "Queen of Nice" (now morphed into the "Queen of Mindless Liberal Babble") has done it again...this time within a week of starting a brand new TV gig. As the new co-host (notice I didn't say "co-hostess") of "The View," no one could have imagined a replacement that might make many viewers pine for the return of the almost-equally-ridiculous Starr Jones. That is, until Rosie opened that gaping maw and did what she does best these days...made an ass out of herself (see the upper right-hand image on this page! ;-).

Now, I am not about to jump on the bandwagon out there that is calling her some unsavory and insensitive things that make fun of her excessive weight, homosexuality, or other nonsense. Those are not among the reasons that I have awarded Rosie the coveted DOTW Crown!!! I honestly have no problem with homosexuality - but in Rosie O'Donnell's case I think it germane to point out that a "lady" like her might just be as revolting to most men as they are to her. Some otherwise poor slob out there should be on his knees thanking God that he did not have to put up with this one!

Oh right...about God. According to her comments made on the most recent installment of this televised estrogen-fest, Rosie wouldn't like that "God" comment very much! In fact, it would seem that she finds Christians as disgusting as she does men.
"Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America where we have separation of church and state."
Hon, what planet have you been living on? It would seem to me ROSIE that, were you to practice your particular sexual preference in, say, Iran, you would be anything but popular, well-paid, happy...or perhaps even alive. I don't see any Christians knocking down the gate to your Hollywood mansion looking for a stoning of the "sexual deviant." What, don't like that turn of phrase? Well, you would soon learn it in the Muslim world - and likely in Arabic or Farsi (Persian).

You see, Rosie O' has now decided that having come out of the closet, she can be EXACTLY who she is...which is anything but the Queen of Nice. I would further argue that she is not the Queen of Research, the Queen of Logic nor the Queen of World Events in any capacity.

Like many Liberals, O'Donnell espouses the constitution and our supposed "loss of civil liberties"...and yet has a massive problem with the Second Amendment. That is, unless it is her bodyguard carrying the weapon, as was the case in 2000 when he entered her adopted child's school parking.
"You are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun, I think you should go to prison."
Even futher back, while she was still considered "nice," Rosie was working hard on her unhinged persona that we now know a love (to laugh at). According to "Wikipedia:"

"In 1999, O'Donnell interviewed actor Tom Selleck, who was promoting a film. During the interview, in what some critics perceived as an "ambush," O'Donnell confronted him about his stance on guns and his involvement with the NRA, making it an infamously tense TV moment. The interview was controversial as according to Selleck, the two agreed not to discuss the topic prior to his appearance on the show. She maintains that he and his publicist had been informed that the topic would be discussed."

"Also in May 1999, Bernadette Peters and the rest of the cast from Annie Get Your Gun was to appear for taping and perform the song "Anything You Can Do." O’Donnell insisted that the line "I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge" be removed from the song. Peters refused, and the cast sang a different song without Peters. Later in 1999, O'Donnell discontinued her contract with Kmart as their spokeswoman, because of her opinion of the large retailer's sale of firearms."
Like many celebrities, Rosie O'Donnell did not finish college, has never held a political office nor has she served in the military - yet she feels qualified and compelled to dictate policy and military doctrine to the rest of us. Her lack of qualifications and penchant for putting her foot squarely in it reminds me a bit of a few other Celebrity Dumbasses who have graced this site in the past (see Chazz's tributes to Ben Affleck , Alec Baldwin, Susan Sarandon, Donald Sutherland and Kanye West).

To wrap this up, I will repeat myself from previous posts. If you are a singer (as in Dixie Chics' Natalie Maines), just S.T.F.U. AND SING ALREADY! Same goes for other celebrity performers...so Rosie, here is my advice: Keep your idiotic and childish politics to yourself and TRY to be funny again! Seems to have been quite some time since you were.

4 Comments:

Blogger Neoconpilot said...

Rosie discust me and your award is most deserved. Funny how Liberals see things in our constitution that are not there ie Seperation of church and state and ignore thing that are there the 2nd admendment.

8:19 PM  
Blogger DETROIT DEVOID OF FUNK said...

I have spent time reading many of your entries and your blog is terrific! Rosie revels in disgusting people and I hate it. The show should be taken off the air. I thinks she has earned two of your awards.

Keep up the great work!

Fan!

10:54 AM  
Blogger Dalt Danyon said...

Is there a catagory for dumbass of the decade? If so, please put this gasbag in contention. I dearly love those wonderful folk who believe they obviously know what is best for the rest of us. You know, like the immans and Hitler and (insert favorite megalomaniac's name here)

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you take a look at really "Radical Christianity" and the numbers on the Left-Wing side of it - the various whole denominations of Unitarians, Presbyterians, American Baptists and more who have endorsed gay clergy and same-sex marriage, have "sanctuary" churches and believe in socialist Liberation Theology and unfettered illegal immigration - then yeh, they're on the side of the Islamistas and equally dangerous...

8:49 AM  

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