The GRINCH is a Liberal, Christmas-Stealing DUMBASS!

"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch."

"You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel."

Somewhere, in a shack perched on a high frozen mountain far above the merry little town of Whoville, the Grinch is plotting to steal Christmas - Sound familiar?

John Gibson, a popular anchor for the Fox News Channel, has been digging up evidence about the liberal activists, lawyers, politicians, educators, and media people who are leading the War on Christmas. For instance:

• In Illinois, state government workers were forbidden from saying the words “Merry Christmas” while at work
• In Rhode Island, local officials banned Christians from participating in a public project to decorate the lawn of City Hall

"You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch."

"I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole."

• A New Jersey school banned even instrumental versions of traditional Christmas carols
• Arizona school officials ruled it unconstitutional for a student to make any reference to the religious history of Christmas in a class project

After ransacking Whoville and stealing every bit of Christmas, the Grinch's tender moment happens when he realizes it is not about the noise, or the tree trimmings, or the "roast beast" feast, not even the blissful singing. His Heart grows many sizes!

(In other words, he gets HANNITIZED! LOL).

Christmas is about love and peace for mankind and sharing it with one another, not only on Christmas Day but everyday.

Traditionalists get upset when they’re told by Liberals and Progressives (and other hypocrites) — more and more these days — that celebrating Christmas in any public way is a violation of church and state separation. Hmmm...what about the First Amendment? Isn't that what the left is supposed to be so vigorously defending? What do you suppose The Founders intended when they wrote, “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.” ?? Seems pretty crystal to me...

No Dumbass This Week! (Okay, New York Times!)

Hey, it's not that there aren't plenty of them out there - I'm just away for the holidays and have NO TIME to devote (besides, I'm doing THIS from an internet cafe that smells REAL BAD!).

If you simply CAN'T LIVE without the idea of a DUMBASS this week, I suggest you check out these links on how the New York Times is selling out our nation in a time of war:

New York Times Sells Out the United States ~ Again~ Righting America

Prove His Misconduct or Shut up ~ The Sofyst

Red Alert: CHICKEN LITTLE ON THE LOOSE ~ Michelled Malkin

Tookie Williams - Dead Dumbass Walking

There comes a time in a Murdering Thug's life when he's got to walk the so-called "Green Mile" - and hopefully, if a certain celebrity Governor does the right thing, that will be the fate of this Monster Dumbass - Stanley "Tookie" Williams - on Tuesday of this week.

Of course, there are other contenders to be mentioned here (celebrities, imagine that!?). Those who have taken up the cause of this rabid dog include: Jamie Foxx, Snoop Dog, Russell Crowe, Harry Belafonte, Bishop Desmond Tutu and Jesse Jackson...all of whom have been Dumbasses in their own rights well before this side-show ever came up.

Jamie Foxx, who starred in the movie based on Williams' life (which reportedly takes LEAPS in artistic license) stated the following last year at the time this masterpiece was aired: "If (Williams) had been born in Connecticut in the same type of situation, and was a white man, he would have been running a company. But, born a black man who has the capability of having brute strength and the capability of being smart in the ways of the world, he's going to get into what he gets into."

Right. And born in a different town, Hitler would have been a Union Boss, Manson would have been a Nobel-Winning Poet and Scholar, and Ted Kaczynski (a.k.a. "Unibomber") would have been an Aerospace Engineer.

Here is some of what was submitted in a clemency letter from the rich and famoous defenders of this murdering piece of excrement:

"Each year at the holiday season, voices the world over cry out for peace. This year, one of them, a voice of great power, will be lost unless you act."

Yeah, lost like the FOUR PEOPLE HE MURDERED in cold blood back in 1979?

"Through his work, gang truces have been mediated
and long-standing wounds have been healed. Lives have been
saved."

How many people lost their lives to the Crips under his leadership? Why does he continue to hang out exclusively with Crips who are also in the big house? Why has he never confessed his specific crimes of murder and asked forgiveness from the families of the slain?

This outlandish bizzaro-world letter concludes in a plea to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to please "affirm the human capacity for personal transformation and reinforce the meaning of hope for young people everywhere."

Young people? Like the child he slaughtered in cold blood, along with her family? Like the 26 year-old convenience store clerk he shot in the back?

What THE HELL is WRONG with these people? So what if he wrote some books and speaks out against gangs - this asshole should have been put down like the rabid dog he is over 20 years ago.

Check out these excellent articles concerning Stanley "Tookie" Williams:

• Stanley 'Tookie' Williams: Will Justice Be Served? at The National Ledger


• Tookie Williams ~ Living the Terror He Wrought on His Victims at Righting America

--Tuesday Morning Update: Ah shucks....look like this Dumbass ran out of LUCK!--

Ramsey Clark ~ Saddam's Activist (Dumbass) Lawyer?

Okay, ya' just gotta ask yourself, "What in the HELL is wrong with this cat!?" Anyone who agressively volunteers his service to defend Saddam Hussein has got some kind of agenda - and it has nothing to do with justice nor conscientious law. But this is not the first time the nefarious former Attorney General Ramsey Clark has stepped up to defend bloodthirsty villains. Back in the day, he defended the PLO, the Branch Davidians and, more recently, former Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic.

And that's not even half the story on this Dumbass! He has traveled to points all over the globe, criticising the United States at every turn. During the Hostage Crisis in Iran he flew to Tehran to attend a conference entitled The Crimes of America. He has since accused his own country of all manner of crimes - ranging from genocide to war crimes.

Clark left Amman this morning again for Baghdad and his new role as "Advisor" to Saddam. And his excuse for pushing himself on the defense of the "Butcher of Baghdad"?

"Everyone needs his own lawyer"

On the sad conditions of his new client:

"He has been held in total isolation, he hasn't seen any members of his family, any friends, anyone he knew before. When we first met him a week ago on Monday, it was very short and it was a social meeting, because he hadn't seen anyone for such a long time you don't feel like talking business."

His first tactic will be to prove the courts are illegitimate:

"The court has no authority or power to proceed until it establishes that it's legal," Clark said. "An illegal court has no right to arrest people, to hold people and to try people."

Clark has also expressed outrage over security for the legal teams of Saddam and his Baathist co-defendants, as two lawyers have been murdered.

"There's nothing in place to protect them, which is really an outrage," he said. "It's dangerous for them every day, and it's more dangerous every day they appear in court. So we want that protection in place."

While it is true that defendants have the right to a defense, this man is a former U.S. Attorney General who is prostituting himself out to thugs and enemies of his own country. And while I don't condone violence against attorneys in Iraq, if the next bullet should happen to find itself in his treacherous head, I will probably go straight to hell for laughing at this ridiculous shitferbrains who has done everything but sport an explosive vest (not a bad idea - so long as it goes off prematurely!).

Mr. Clark, DOTW salutes you!