Sunday, October 30, 2005

Iran's President Ahmadinejad ~ Easier to just say DUMBASS!

Just when you start thinking to yourself "Hey, where is that Dumbass Qaddafi?" - in steps the next major disaster to grace the stage of the Middle East, Iran's newly (and foolishly) elected leader, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (try saying THAT three times fast!).

Last week, Ahmadinejad stated the following:

(Israel) "must be wiped out from the map of the world - and God willing, with the force of God behind it, we shall soon experience a world without the United States and Zionism." A sentiment he repeated again today. this guy nuts?
Other Quotables:

"(Islamic nations) will not let its historic enemy live in its heartland," adding: "Israel must be wiped off the map." (An echo repeated often since Ayatollah Khomeini's nasty reign).

"My words are the Iranian nation's words. Westerners are free to comment, but their reactions are invalid."
Some backpeddling rom the Iranian Embassy in Moscow (imagine that!):

"Mr. Ahmadinejad did not have any intention to speak in sharp terms and engage in a conflict," said the Iranian embassy in Moscow, adding that Ahmadinejad "underlined the key position of Iran, based on the necessity to hold free elections on the occupied territories."

Okay, but this is still a true DUMBASS and I am guessing Iran will rue the day they brought this clown in!

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Ex-FEMA Director Michael Brown ~ A Lying, Incompetent DUMBASS

"Okay, so I AM a lying, unqualified DUMBASS!"
Despite the inequity of blame following Katrina, it has to be said that disgraced former FEMA Director Michael Brown has turned out to be well-deserved of his national bashing.

Let me just preface this with the fact that both N.O. Mayor Nagin and LA Governor Blanco (our "DUMBASS of the Month" for September, by the way) are also MAJOR DUMBASSES who seem to have somehow ducked national anger. But this week is not about them.

Marty Bahamonde, a FEMA regional director and the ONLY FEMA AGENT to ride out the storm on location in New Orleans, told a Senate panel that is investigating the federal response to the disaster that he gave regular updates to people who were in contact with Michael Brown as early as Aug. 28, one day before Katrina made landfall. In turn, they turned a deaf ear.

This is in direct contradiction to Brown's testimony before the House Homeland Security Committee, during which he stated that he was "not fully aware of the dire conditions" until days later!

In e-mails to various FEMA officials, (one of which went to Brown), Bahamonde described a chaotic situation at the Superdome. He had e-mailed FEMA officials and noted also that local officials were asking for toilet paper, a sign that supplies were lacking at the shelter. He was stunned when evacuees continued to arrive by the thousands, despite his frantic e-mails to forestall this.

Later on, Bahamonde sent and urgent e-mail to Brown, telling him that thousands were gathering in the streets (outside the Super Dome) and that "estimates are many will die within hours...Sir, I know that you know the situation is past critical."

Less than three hours later, Brown's secretary wrote an email to manay FEMA operatives, including Bahamonde, saying "Also, it is very important that time is allowed for Mr. Brown to eat dinner. Gievn (sic) that Baton Rouge is back to normal, restaurants are getting busy. He needs much more that (sic) 20 or 30 minutes. We now have traffic to encounter to get to and from a location of his choise (sic), followed by wait service from the restaurant staff, eating, etc.

Less than an hour later, an incredulous Bahamonde to Public Affairs: "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! No won't go any further, too easy of a target. Just tell her that I just ate an MRE and crapped in the hallway of the Superdome along with 30,000 other close friends so I understand her concern about busy restaurants. Maybe tonight I will have time to move my pebbles on the parking garage floor so they don't stab me in the back while I try to sleep."

What a GREAT RANT! (wish I had written that email...brilliant!). But more importantly, if this Bahamonde was FEMA's only man on the ground in New Orleans, and sending such a flurry of e-mails (not all of which have been included here), how is it possible that Brown could not have known about them? Well, the only way is if Brown had a broken organization beneath him, which falls under his responsibility anyway...rendering him a basic DUMBASS regardless of which holds true. ;-)

Add to this mess that Mr. Brown was ill-qualified for the job in the first place. No, it wasn't like JFK appointing his own brother (RFK) to be Attorney General, but a bad choice nonetheless -- so in addition he was a REAL DUMBASS to accept the job in the first place.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Farrakhan: Still a Racist ~ And Still a DUMBASS!

"You are getting sleepy...SLEEPY! Concentrate on my BLING! White people ARE THE ENEMY! HEIL MOHAMMED, ALLAH, OSAMA AND FARRAKHAN!!!"
Just when you were starting to be lulled into believing that racism had been pretty much defeated, and you could safely go bowling with your African-American neighbor without raising eyebrows, suddenly in recent months the cries of white racism are echoing loudly in all corners - and most of us whites didn't even know we are all still just racists! DON'T TOUCH THAT BOWLING BALL!!!

"I firmly believe that if the people on those (New Orleans) rooftops had blond hair and blue eyes and pale skin, something would have been done in a more timely manner."

At 72 years old, Louis Farrakhan looks fit and powerful still (a life of concentrated hatred will do that for you) as he bellows his invectives at the "THOUSANDS" attending the "Millions More March" on Saturday, where the gathering was estimated to be far below that of the "Million-Man March" a decade earlier...which itself fell short of half a million.

"For five days, the government did not act. Lives were lost. We charge America with criminal neglect."

Of course, he is NOT charging the black Mayor of New Orleans with anything - in fact had stated in the aftermath of Katrina at a gathering in Charlotte, North Carolina, "I heard from a very reliable source who saw a 25 foot deep crater under the levee breach. It may have been blown up to destroy the black part of town and keep the white part dry."

Now who wouldn't want to take the word of a man who has visited "the Mother Ship" with Elijah Mohammed?" Here are some other quotes from this intrepid Space Traveller:

"White people are potential humans…they haven’t evolved yet."

“FEMA is too White to represent us and so is the Red Cross.”

"A black scientist named Yakub really invented the white race 6,600 years ago."

"I hasten to tell you that the precious lives that were lost in the World Trade Center was a cover, a cover for a war that had been planned to bring a pipeline through Afghanistan to bring oil from that region, oil owned by Unical of which Dick Cheney is a stock holder."

And how about those "reparations?" Tell you what, Louie, I think YOU OWE ME for all the baseless accusations of racism and victimhood bullshit that I've had to endure from losers like you for over three decades! You want a "blacks-only community?" To be "funded by whites?" And you call US RACISTS????

Can't wait to hear about the next "Million DUMBASSES" you can't manage to get together in one place...DUMBASS.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Donald Sutherland - another Hollywood DUMBASS

In a recent interview with BBC (that's BRITISH Broadcasting Corp.), a weepy Donald Sutherland decided to jump on the the Bush-bashing Bandwagon and the President's handling of the war and Katrina.

Calling federal efforts "inept" and "inadequate to the task," he became increasingly unhinged. "And they were insulting, and they were vindictive. And they were heartless. They did not care. They do not care. They do not care about Iraqi people. They do not care about the families of dead soldiers. They only care about profit."

At one point during the session, Sutherland started crying: "We've stolen our children's future... We have children. We have children. How dare we take their legacy from them. How dare we. It's shameful. What we are doing to our world."

This aging actor also directed his attention to the media handling of Kanye West (our FIRST DUMBASS OF THE WEEK!) and slammed NBC for editing out West's rant against Bush during the star-studded Katrina relief broadcast on the west coast, saying "We're back to burning books in Germany!"

A few interesting snippets about the old guy. A Canadian citizen who spends most of his time in this country, ironically he is starring as Speaker-of-the-House in the (left-leaning) TV drama Commander-in-Chief....give me a friggin BREAK!

What many have forgotten, while he made his millions here in the U.S., is that Donald Sutherland was Jane Fonda's right-hand man in her disgraceful activities during the Vietnam war. They apparently formed an act, billed as quasi-USO "political vaudeville," called FTA ("Free the Army") which was turned into a film that was pulled after just one week. These two boneheads played to small towns along the west coast near military bases, intentionally trying to cause further dissent within the military while we were at war.
I'm sick of these HOLLYWOOD DUMBASSES - and (just for the record) am boycotting all movies featuring any of them. I don't pay a dime into the pockets of any of the moonbat actors who try to tell me how to think about war and politics. (Dumbasses!)

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Nancy Pelosi - A Duplicitous DUMBASS in Drag

"QUICK! My face is cracking...get me some VASELINE!!!"
Okay, so she's not a drag-queen - but have you EVER looked upon a female visage quite like this one? She makes Hillary look like a teenaged prom queen - and may be well advised to lay of the face-lifts ahhhready!

Anyhow, about the dublicitous thing. Whilst BLASTING her nemesis from across the aisle, Tom Delay, for a shaky (at best) state indictment that has less than a chance in hell of conviction, Ol' Nancy has been in some hot water with the law herself. You didn't know that? Hmmmm...I wonder why the main-stream media didn't cover this one?

Anyhow, Congressman Pelosi shared the love with her colleague Tom upon hearing of his indictment. While trying not to trip in her unbridled glee to get to the microphone, Nancy stated: "The criminal indictment of Majority Leader Tom Delay is the latest example that Republicans in Congress are plagued by a culture of corruption at the expense of the American people."

However, On 22 September 2005, Pelosi was found to have violated federal election law. The three-year old complaint, filed by the National Legal and Policy Center (NLPC), alleged that Pelosi had violated federal election law via her running of two leadership PACs to circumvent contribution limits while contributing to Democrat Congressional campaigns. Pelosi was found guilty by the FEC and her two PACs ordered to pay monetary fines of $21,000.00. Where's the story?

Ken Boehm, NLPC Chairman, said: “We are delighted that the FEC has acted favorably on our Complaint. No member of Congress has ever set up a second leadership PAC to evade contribution limits. Pelosi has been caught violating the clearest and most basic law of all, the limits on contributions. Talk about hypocrisy.”

Here are some more choice Pelosi quotes:
  • "Mr. DeLay's display today and his repeated ethical lapses have brought
    dishonor on the House of Representatives."
  • "The president wanted to go to Iraq in the worst possible way and he did."
  • "Saddam Hussein has been engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction technology which is a threat to countries in the region and he has made a mockery of the weapons inspection process."
  • "A tax cut only gives away different amounts of money from U.S. Treasury to different private citizens and is therefore in violation of the Constitution's directive that all taxes be uniform throughout the States."

Like I said, a DUPLICITOUS DUMBASS! Keep on blabbing, Nan...I could use a laugh now and then!